Music Demotivational Poster
DEAR LORD - IF WE GIVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA WILL YOU CONSIDER SENDING JOHN LENNON BACK
HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.
Today's Music -
RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.
BEING A DJ - because learning a real musical instrument is hard
ALLOWED TO PLAY? -
MUSIC - It provides us with strength when we are weak. When we are sad it gives us joy. It is truely the one friend that will never abandon us.
VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page
VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments
GUITARRISTS - It's all about the style
MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!
I STOPPED BELIEVING FOR A LITTLE WHILE THIS MORNING - JOURNEY IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED WHEN THEY FIND OUT
MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.
IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS - You didn't get any in High School
MTV CRIBS -
MUSIC BAR - So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry i do not serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble
MUSIC EVOLUTION MISHAPS - It happens when you give 90's emo N'Sync fans...guitar lessons.
MUSICIANS - One pissed off girlfriend away from Homeless
ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL
OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.
TRUE. - True.
Mo' Better Blues -
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY -
CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...
FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)
Never Gonna Give You Up -
GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005
ninjas with guitars -
IN MEMORY -
TRIBUTE BAND -
I'D SAY IT'S LICKING - FINGER-LICKING GOOD.
GRACE JONES - Even scares Chuck Norris shitless
THE CAKE - Not a lie.
LED ZEPPELIN - Don't even attempt playing "Stairway to Heaven" unless you're the gods of Rock
real musicians -
37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone.
RAPASSIC PARK -
BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes
FREDDY MERCURY - He died with AIDS and he was gay BUT YOU STILL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE HIM!
DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.
JOE PERRY - Angus Young's Bitch
LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.
MUSIC - Life without music would Bb.
LES PAUL -
STIPPERS & COKE - Keeping live music rockin' & rollin' for over half a century!
REAL MUSIC -
AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said
WE... ARE... R&B - PAVING THE WAY FOR ANIMAL TRIO BANDS SINCE THE LION KING
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.
REALIZATION - the sound of running water, and the occasional 'ding' from the stove timer, may interfear with your musical carrer
TECHNO MUSIC - because learning a musical instrument is too hard
ANGUS YOUNG - no one thought possible a man in a school uniform could rock that much
POP MUSIC - The faces change, the content remains the same.
THE DREAM -
REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?
70'S ROCK PART I - Rock on!!!!
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - I would take that journey
OLD PEOPLE - Never underestimate them
A TRIBUTE - You took away the stigma that playing the piano can’t be cool You took away the stigma that all gays are flami........ Well.....you did the piano thing
BLAZING SADDLES -
MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam
LIKE A VIRGIN -
BAD PUN - What is a math teachers favourite band Sum 41
COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie
GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.
PUNK HAPPENED - Guys, please... Note the tense.
SIX SHOOTERS -
MERRY XMAS -
FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.
WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!
OASIS - Best. World. Rock. Band. Ever.
those moments -
WALK THIS WAY -
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL -
80's Flashback -
IN MY HOUSE -
AGAINST ALL ODDS -
IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember
RHINESTONE COWBOY -
80S MUSIC - BOY BANDS -
THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025
MAFIA WARS - WHEN BALD PIETRO SAW HER FLASHING HER CHICAGO PIANOS, HE REALIZED THAT THE MUSIC WAS OVER AND THE WAR LOST
GARY MOORE -
Ozzy Osbourne -
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