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DEAR LORD - IF WE GIVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA WILL YOU CONSIDER SENDING JOHN LENNON BACK


TAGS: music
Rating: 4.55/5

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daynet - November 22, 2013, 8:39 pm
Grab Honey Boo Boo and Chris Brown, too!
renpsu - October 10, 2013, 7:36 pm
Mark Chapman is a living god! Just t5hink of the way he blazed new frontiers in artistic criticism - sing a lousy song, you die. Write a lousy book or poem, you die. Paint a lousy picture, you die. Pericles' Athens would like nursery school.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:54 pm
We need celebrity trading cards...
Brawler - March 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
John is worth 200 Gagas and atleast 5000 Biebers..
nicholsjoshua15 - March 20, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yeah but he does murder victims. So I could ask God about Kurt.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 20, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yeah but he does murder victims. So I could ask God about Kurt.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:53 am
he cant do kurt ya gots to talk to satan bout him. that suicide thing you know.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2013, 9:39 pm
If we give god every Pop Star, Rapper, and Emo Rocker will you give us Jim Morison, Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash, Layan Stanley, and Joe South?
zoomer296 - March 19, 2013, 7:37 pm
How about we send him the whole package plus Miley Cyrus and ask for him to return John Lennon AND Johnny Cash?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 12:59 am
And Taylor Swift, and the Jonas Brothers and Sarah Brightman on general principles.
trek - March 9, 2013, 7:34 pm
If I believed in a god, I would so ask this of him/her
Silverheart - March 9, 2013, 3:59 pm

How about if we throw in Kesha, Diddy, Britney Spears, the Jersey Shore people and every Kardashian we can find? In fact, you can take them whether or not you return Lennon. 5Ls.


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the sex pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
excellent


RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.


TAGS: rap music eminem rapper
Rating: 4.08/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:44 pm
...At least in the "Gangsta" form of it.


BEING A DJ - because learning a real musical instrument is hard


TAGS: dj music musician
Rating: 4.19/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:34 pm
Add a musical-keyboard to that, and you have vintage Moog synthesizer!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:27 pm
What about the engineers who had to design 600 knobs, levers, buttons, and switches and two overly complicated turntables to make some no-talent hack look good?
vilnius - July 9, 2012, 6:34 am
people who work at power plants or pilot tug boats probably have to learn ad lot knobs and stuff too.
fade - July 9, 2012, 3:57 am
Sure..... let's so you memorize the functions of over 600 knobs, levers, buttons, and 2 overly complicated turntables


IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things


ALLOWED TO PLAY? -


TAGS: guitar play heaven music over
Rating: 4.85/5

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twill1962 - September 28, 2012, 8:34 pm
Don't forget Free Bird!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
What that you say??? you wan me to go to the other music store and buy my stuff there?


MUSIC - It provides us with strength when we are weak. When we are sad it gives us joy. It is truely the one friend that will never abandon us.


TAGS: music sad friend joy
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:26 am
It's like a a doctor that makes you feel like you want to
rerun - June 1, 2011, 5:37 pm

Post to motitwist


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

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... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it fucks up the bow REALLY bad, those bitches are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you shit your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


1999 -


TAGS: prince music money entertainment celebrity
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 28, 2016, 9:50 am
Excellent poster, UP yours


VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments


TAGS: vuvuzela soccer music noise
Rating: 3.81/5

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Swampfox - November 3, 2012, 11:50 pm
The composer has no sense of timing...
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:28 am
Theoretically, they can play the same intervals as a bugle. That's four notes.


UNAWARE -


TAGS: warning music shark people
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:59 am
Awe5ome!
caveman - May 26, 2012, 10:12 pm
A good lol to start my day
Reality Lord - May 26, 2012, 9:48 pm

lolz
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 12:35 pm
Dada...dada...da da da da da da...just when you thought it was safe to give 5L.
fan4camping - May 26, 2012, 10:43 am
Right? It's a very distinct sound. 5L


GUITARRISTS - It's all about the style


TAGS: music guitar guitarrists
Rating: 3.18/5

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wtfnesstastic - September 28, 2009, 11:03 pm
dont steal comics from explosm, you lame bastard
Jon - July 1, 2008, 4:10 pm
lol


MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!


TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)


ROCK -




I STOPPED BELIEVING FOR A LITTLE WHILE THIS MORNING - JOURNEY IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED WHEN THEY FIND OUT


TAGS: music
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 13, 2014, 7:28 am
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight tonight.
Silverheart - March 12, 2013, 10:58 pm

Did you at least hold on to that feeling?
Krickit - March 11, 2013, 6:07 pm
That made me chuckle 5L


MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.


TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

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internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!


IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS - You didn't get any in High School


TAGS: music nerds
Rating: 2.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:50 pm
*one
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:32 pm
Actually I didn't. But I get tons of it now. The ladies like their music... married once, too :-D


MTV CRIBS -


TAGS: mtv cribs download music piracy
Rating: 4.59/5

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 2:31 am
Amen is RIGHT! Exactly how I feel about it too!
forseti - March 29, 2010, 3:42 am
WORD!
[email protected] - March 28, 2010, 1:00 pm
Not to mention they're all owned by pre-teen one hit wonders who never put in a hard days work.
Hasbunmb - March 28, 2010, 9:41 am
Amen...


MUSIC BAR - So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry i do not serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble


TAGS: music bar
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:53 pm
you surely have ear for music...lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 3:30 pm
That i5 excellent!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 3:29 pm
That i5 excellent!
ughomer - June 10, 2012, 11:06 am
Pretty funny!!


MUSIC EVOLUTION MISHAPS - It happens when you give 90's emo N'Sync fans...guitar lessons.


TAGS: linkin park emo music blink my chemical
Rating: 2.05/5
HiMyNameIsCory - November 7, 2009, 3:53 am
Ha, stupid has to be the worst word to miss spell=P
HiMyNameIsCory - November 7, 2009, 3:52 am
Haha, this is so funny. Not the poster, just how fucking studpid all your reactions to it are. Blink 182 has a video in which all they do is talk shit about boy bands. Linkin Park is amazing. MCR is pretty good. Good Charlotte, ok, you got me there..emo
VinceVicious - June 17, 2009, 5:01 pm
All music is emotional to some degree, emo is just called emo because it's gay. BTW, actually this is what happens when punk gets raped. And for SINKIN PARK'S case infused with bad rapping skills.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
No they can't. They lack the skills required!
fuck. - February 13, 2009, 3:11 am
linkin park can suck a dick.
u guys hav no taste in music - February 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Linkin park is one of the best band around the other ones are just gay
Absoludicrous - August 29, 2008, 8:19 pm
Yes, Fatty...yes they are. They all need a good jab to their ovaries. That should cheer them up.
Fatty - July 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
All four of those bands are gay.
RnR - July 26, 2008, 3:28 pm
thank god Ted Nugent is still around
TigerKid - July 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Linkin Park IS emo...all they sing about is their EMOtions.
... - July 22, 2008, 4:42 am
Linkin Park aren't emo!
Zeal - May 23, 2008, 2:48 pm
Mike's right. "First Wave Emo" was mid-80's. We're on Third Wave now, last I heard.
Mike - May 23, 2008, 12:49 pm
Yes, it was Weezil, but thanks for failing.
Kathleen. - May 17, 2008, 2:43 am
That's true, but I still laughed.
Weezil - May 10, 2008, 9:13 am
Emo wasn't a phrase or ideology that existed in the 90s, but thanks for playing.


MUSICIANS - One pissed off girlfriend away from Homeless


TAGS: musicians day
Rating: 3.36/5

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ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of hot sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.




TRUE. - True.


TAGS: led zeppelin music quotes
Rating: 2.26/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:30 pm
What? This is a motifake? Will someone call Woody03 in here to teach basic technique?


Mo' Better Blues -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: make love and music in bed twangy bedsprings get it on fornication is fun
Rating: 4.95/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:55 pm
Amsome Rerun!
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:34 am
Sure, but wait 'til I get home from work early!!! 5L!


IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY -


TAGS: crucifixion easter friday music okami
Rating: 3.24/5

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Reality Lord - May 28, 2011, 2:27 pm

catchy tune....you should make a video. wait.....


CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...


TAGS: lion tiger star trek fight music
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:30 pm
I think I've found a bug. The forum button logs me out.
BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 6:49 pm
Shit dude, I don't even remember what the old Star Trek fight music WAS (and the text doesn't exactly convey audio well).
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 10:00 am
love this poster!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 8:52 am
KICK HIS ASS LOGIC
Paul Gibson - October 2, 2009, 1:20 am
No he thinking of Star Trek fight theme where Kirk's shirt inevitably torn. Also Siberian Tigers pretty much just eat lions in the wild where their ranges overlap. And, they're not entirely speciated. Rarely hybrids are seen.
Junior - September 30, 2009, 7:43 pm
it's star wars, not star trek, idiot
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:36 pm
This is epic and upon further inspection has been found to be full of win. 5 Tigers. *guess who I'm betting on?*
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:22 pm
O, sure! Bet on the white guy! Racist...*places a bet on the lion*
Smokey - September 26, 2009, 3:18 pm
Taking Bets! My money is on the tiger.


FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)


TAGS: music guitar fred durst limp bizkit
Rating: 2.84/5

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iPwn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
Fred Durst? I thought he died.
Fatty - July 16, 2008, 6:05 pm
AMEN!!!!!!!


Never Gonna Give You Up -




GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005




ninjas with guitars -


TAGS: guitar music
Rating: 1.98/5
Galena - August 15, 2008, 10:47 pm
It should be Ninjas not Ninja's
CFH - July 4, 2008, 8:26 pm
OMFG i have the same guitar as the ninja in the left


IN MEMORY -


TAGS: memory music tennessee williams
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - October 3, 2011, 7:46 am
ok, thanks :)
justme - October 3, 2011, 7:21 am
please submit this one to philosophywall to, its really good
ent1wine - October 3, 2011, 1:42 am
music is all, all is real, love is wanting to be loved


TRIBUTE BAND -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
Fantastic!
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'


I'D SAY IT'S LICKING - FINGER-LICKING GOOD.




INTELLECT -


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.


GRACE JONES - Even scares Chuck Norris shitless




THE CAKE - Not a lie.


TAGS: cake rock alternative music band lie
Rating: 1.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
*known
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


LED ZEPPELIN - Don't even attempt playing "Stairway to Heaven" unless you're the gods of Rock


TAGS: gods rock music
Rating: 2.58/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:24 pm
I never liked Led Zeppelin. Too many of their songs sounded the same.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:52 pm

If websense wasn't on my work I would give it a 2L, one from home & 1 from work.
BoneCD - July 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Sorry about that I meant Jimmy Page!
BoneCD - July 28, 2010, 11:37 am
Led got it's name from Keith Moon of the Who; Robert Plant asked him if he wanted to start a band together (RP was Joe Cocker's lead guitarist at the time) and Keith said, "That will go over like a Lead Zeppelin..." They were both stoned at the time.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 1:06 am
oh well. look's like 1L's all the way
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 1:02 am
MY bad. I typed in the rejection reason, and hit approval instead.


SING -




real musicians -


TAGS: beautiful sound musicians
Rating: 4.5/5

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chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 10:01 pm
Yeah it's a pretty powerful photo. To add to LG's summary: his name was Diego, he was from a very poor and violent region of Brazil. His music teacher and mentor helped him escape that. Sadly, this boy died a year later from acute leukemia.
lgvernon - June 12, 2014, 12:26 pm

This child is weeping as he plays at the funeral of his music teacher.~True story.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:25 am
Dang. This goes straight to the heart.


37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone.




MULTITASKING -


TAGS: men and women calendar music
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - April 4, 2012, 4:54 am
very very true...lol


RAPASSIC PARK -




BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes


TAGS: music blues guitar
Rating: 4.17/5

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rerun - March 31, 2012, 9:26 pm

You have excellent taste in music.
lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 8:08 pm

BB and Clapton~~'Ridin' With the King'~~every last cut is sheer bliss.
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 11:01 pm
Sound pours from the depths of that man’s innermost being like the sweet honey it is. He get’s lost in it…we get to watch. What a gift….to us.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:45 pm

He;s the KING! He can make all the silly faces he wants!~~Love this~~


FREDDY MERCURY - He died with AIDS and he was gay BUT YOU STILL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE HIM!


TAGS: freddy mercury queen guitar music
Rating: 2.77/5

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LIPCoelho - September 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
Citadelchief Missing the point since May 13, 2009
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because they spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because the spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
Drenix - September 16, 2008, 12:12 pm
So... Amaterasu is saying that women made Freddy gay?
Pr0udw0l7 - September 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Fredd might not have been bi,but his name apparently was....spelled with either a "ie" or "y"....make your pick.
Amaterasu - August 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
Freddy wasn't bi.He dated woman before he decided to gay.Queen rocks!
lisa the mad - August 6, 2008, 11:11 pm
Well, he was bi, but still... Es verdad.
spanky - July 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
freddie was fucking awesome...


DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.




JOE PERRY - Angus Young's Bitch


TAGS: rock music guitar
Rating: 1.29/5

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TBirdFirster - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
Man you know its true AC/DC blows Aerosmith out of the water; to put it mildly, Aerosmith has been Thunderstruck!
440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
Why you got 2 hate


LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the metaphor!


MUSIC - Life without music would Bb.


TAGS: music bb notes musical world
Rating: 4.6/5

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steve1961 - June 12, 2012, 1:35 am
I think it struck a chord for all of us;)
robbidos - June 9, 2012, 4:42 pm
5L for # minds and musical education
SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:07 pm
lol so true
Bull - June 7, 2012, 12:52 pm
Yeah, I didn't get it until I read the comments. :)
lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:53 am

And my totally non-musical husband said, "What's big 'B', little 'b'? {sigh} Great poster!~
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
High C what you did there;)
vigilante - June 6, 2012, 8:07 pm
B flat. creative.


LES PAUL -


TAGS: inventor pioneer guitarist rock music
Rating: 4.56/5

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Shogun - June 15, 2011, 11:13 am
Excellent!
FatherTyme - June 10, 2011, 8:01 pm
5 raised & lit Bic lighters


Please -


TAGS: music downloads
Rating: 4.39/5

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WellThatSucked - April 23, 2013, 4:05 pm
Please, anything but Indie


STIPPERS & COKE - Keeping live music rockin' & rollin' for over half a century!


TAGS: music audio strippes coke
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 11:52 pm
nope, they don't take them back
FuturoMan - November 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
OK, I fired the proofreader. May I edit this to correct the spelling?
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 9:55 pm
stripper, maybe?
GreyScorpion - November 30, 2010, 8:31 pm
whats a stipper?
rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:17 pm

nice twist on the theme


REAL MUSIC -


TAGS: the doors calendar great music
Rating: 4.8/5

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sureok - June 25, 2012, 5:44 pm
Very nice!!!!


AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said


TAGS: australian crawl music hear heart
Rating: 4.17/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:05 am
Anyone else remember the Mr Floppy "Breakfast" parody?
house - June 9, 2011, 8:04 pm
agreed. great childhood memories
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:54 pm
no arguement here. 5L's
Verdeckt - June 9, 2011, 6:28 am
James Reyne FTW!!


WE... ARE... R&B - PAVING THE WAY FOR ANIMAL TRIO BANDS SINCE THE LION KING




BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.




REALIZATION - the sound of running water, and the occasional 'ding' from the stove timer, may interfear with your musical carrer


TAGS: women sexisum sexist joke funny kitchen running water stove music musician
Rating: 1.76/5
GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 7:42 pm
Thank you kindly :)
hackabilia - October 13, 2008, 7:34 pm
http://www.motifake.com/vote.php?id=16096&value=0
GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 3:57 pm
How does this have a score of under 1? I'd like to give 0 poodlions too (or preferably negative).
amy - August 13, 2008, 12:34 pm
good thing i don't have a stove timer then huh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:04 pm
This is the hundredth google based poster I've seen. I shall register my contempt for the phenomenon by naming it 'googlerfake'. sigh.


EMPTINESS -


TAGS: music song love sad hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - May 25, 2012, 6:10 pm
Thanks mates !
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 5:54 pm
nice one..I guess those are gray matter on the floor...
mariand - May 25, 2012, 5:18 pm
impressive Hammy...
Hawamleh - May 25, 2012, 9:14 am
Thanks mate !
Sho - May 25, 2012, 2:56 am
5L
Hawamleh - May 24, 2012, 9:43 pm
Thanks space ! much appreciated !
spacedog - May 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
Short and bittersweet. Well done Hammy. 5L
Hawamleh - May 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I gotta say reading a comment like that makes me more proud than I've been in years, makes up for where I get the inspiration to these..
rerun - May 24, 2012, 8:56 pm

wow, this is a homerun in my book.


MUSIC -


TAGS: music thoughts pure soul hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 9:29 pm
thank you
forseti - November 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
5+fav!
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
I don't know thank you though.
MrDurden - November 13, 2010, 10:27 am
How do you keep coming up with awesome posters like this?
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:09 am
That's the best way to create.
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 12:07 am
they just pop into my mind and i rush to the computer.. I had this thought while memorizing all the things that define citizenship.. damn social studies exam..
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:02 am
Thank YOU... for keepin' them coming strong.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:54 pm
Thank you
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Very nice.


TECHNO MUSIC - because learning a musical instrument is too hard


TAGS: techno music instrument rave
Rating: 4.38/5

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MrOdonnell - October 17, 2013, 2:47 am
It is true that music helps healing sorrow and brings happiness in life, so I have stated visiting mr o'donnell more often to get into touch with the latest music and movies.
robbidos - July 6, 2012, 2:02 am
well music is an opinion... and techno is not music regardless of the drugs taken or epileptic seizures
vilnius - July 5, 2012, 5:21 pm
yeah, techno "musicians" are just as talented as real musicians. Right
jedimonk - July 5, 2012, 8:49 am
Electronic music is far more complex then anyone who calls it "techno" can realize. i.e. certain sequences of repeated sounds and tones have been shown to induce neurochemical events. The ability to manipulate these events will eventually be theraputic
Densaku - July 4, 2012, 5:59 pm
TECHNO MUSIC HATERS: They don't know this genre is played with synthetizers, & yes their musical instruments.


ANGUS YOUNG - no one thought possible a man in a school uniform could rock that much




POP MUSIC - The faces change, the content remains the same.




THE DREAM -




REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?


TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


70'S ROCK PART I - Rock on!!!!


TAGS: music rock 70 s
Rating: 2.75/5

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north star - July 25, 2009, 12:43 pm
Great memories!
Derek - July 20, 2009, 10:46 pm
That's right, you have join the crowd and listen to crap. "Tell it like it is" - an expression from the 70's. ;-)
Call it like it is - July 20, 2009, 10:14 pm
just get out of jail? We are in the 20th now...come on! Join the crowd..fag


JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - I would take that journey


TAGS: classic retro music hot
Rating: 2.6/5

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martymcflysnr - February 13, 2011, 7:46 am
Yeah,that would be a short journey...to Jail!


OLD PEOPLE - Never underestimate them


TAGS: old funny music
Rating: 2.27/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:18 pm
...just feed'em & they leave you alone...


A TRIBUTE - You took away the stigma that playing the piano can’t be cool You took away the stigma that all gays are flami........ Well.....you did the piano thing




BLAZING SADDLES -


TAGS: eucadorian sailors broadway musical
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - April 23, 2012, 2:27 pm
sounds like steam escaping
Greeny - April 23, 2012, 2:26 pm
sssssssSS5!


MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam


TAGS: band music misheard lyrics song
Rating: 4.57/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:42 am
Or Alex the seal as opposed to Our lips are sealed
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN!!! makes more since....EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY!!
caveman - June 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
As an australian i can say that i have
azile - June 30, 2011, 2:19 pm
In my defense Havw you ever tried to understand Jimmy Barnes or James Reyne'e lyrics?


LIKE A VIRGIN -




BAD PUN - What is a math teachers favourite band Sum 41


TAGS: music bad pun numbers teacher
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - August 3, 2011, 9:57 am
well maybe 4 days don't freti'm sure i can come up with a witty pun. just for you
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 8:43 am
Is someone a day ahead of themselves?


COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.




PUNK HAPPENED - Guys, please... Note the tense.




SIX SHOOTERS -


TAGS: real musicians dance or die might lose a foot outlaw badass gun for hire
Rating: 3.24/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:18 am
Yeah, the series is great...I'm not sure what I think about the ending though. I won't give it away.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:16 am
Lol, I'm a huge fan of the series and King. Love the comics too.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:15 am
Whoah. Psychic moment.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
Love the poster, is the pic from The Dark Tower comics?
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
I find that hard to believe, lol. By the way, I probably should have mentioned this is the tags...the pic is from Marvel's interpretation of the Dark Tower series.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
You've posted douchier, Dre. ha
DreMagnum - November 8, 2009, 10:28 pm
I've read douchier
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:23 pm
Wow, I sound like a total douche in that last post. Anyway, thanks for the comments and especially the votes. I'm glad you guys like it.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
trail.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
I see your point. That would go more with the whole Western genre. That's generally how a cowboy would say it. But I was sort of goin' for more of a "jaded" tone, because the guy in the pic looks kind of haggard...a gunman that's seen a long and lonesome
Arrogant Knight - November 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
"Well" should be "So" or "Now" ....In my opinion. Still... Not bad.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
Badasses don't need exclamation points. Their rage is subtle...and constant lol thanks for the comment and the vote.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
5'd. I love how there's not an exclamation point at the end.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 8:53 pm
Thanks, W.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:47 pm
Nicely done.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like my posters, because I love yours. Your "Ringing Bells" poster is hilarious.
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:52 pm
my 5L...WOW...Great pic...jez...can,t believe you have time to make these...all day & night comments, forum, posting posters etc...great contributor and appreciated. With quality work, kudos to you sir. Now get back work.


MERRY XMAS -




FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.


TAGS: music italian clown freebird lynyrd
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:30 pm
Hate the song, love the poster.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:44 am
not a fan of most of your posters, but this and the kermit one rawk!


WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!




OASIS - Best. World. Rock. Band. Ever.


TAGS: oasis music liam noel gallagher
Rating: 2.1/5

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E - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
You pagans! God will punish you. :-D
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:20 am
HAHAHA - jake FTW!
jake - April 30, 2009, 9:52 am
Wrong. On. So. Many. Levels.


those moments -


TAGS: human reminders music
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:52 pm
It's so sad...but a hopeful 5L kinda sad.
chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 9:43 pm
Thank you Gary and RL! I loved this photo.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:23 am
Yeah, WOW...rather BOW WOW, 5 of 'em...and a WOOF
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:09 am

yep...this one gets a double wow :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am

wow
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am

wow


WALK THIS WAY -




I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL -




80's Flashback -


TAGS: 80s music flashback def leppard
Rating: 5/5

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beastmaster - August 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
LOL Another 80's fan! Like, totally awesome, dewd ;) Glad that I could get in your head today. Keep a-rockin' ...
Silverheart - July 21, 2014, 7:55 am

I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn out Yeah, than fade away! Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head... 5Leppards


MUSIC -


TAGS: calendar garyo spypengen music tastes
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2012, 8:34 am
Bieber….dang……long road..with birdboy….double dang…..it’s good that ol’ dawgs go deaf. Note to self: caveman, must get him….them…one of ‘em…the one on the left….he’s the instigator….5L BTW, bastard(s)...and fav’d
mariand - October 10, 2012, 12:18 am
but...but...what happened with the conflict between generations?...lol
spacedog - October 9, 2012, 10:55 pm
LMAO! Awesome caveman.


IN MY HOUSE -


TAGS: calender food sport music home
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - January 22, 2013, 2:25 am
You'll bring the beer? you don't even have to ask if you're invited. And no Mariand although the rest of my family (aunts and uncles and such are huge tennis fans and go every year
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
5 true darts, sir cave. Led is not dead.
mariand - January 21, 2013, 5:19 pm
hehehe... and I was about to ask if you went to see some matches at the Grand Slam Open...
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

5Ls, btw
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

Darts, Pizza, Led Zeppelin... and we're all invited, right? I'll even bring the beer.


AGAINST ALL ODDS -




IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember


TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


CONTRAST -




RHINESTONE COWBOY -




TEENAGERS -


TAGS: teenagers calendar music is dead
Rating: 4.6/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
OMG... you shouldn't say that name next to this picture!!!
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:10 pm
Where's Billy Idol When You Need Him !


80S MUSIC - BOY BANDS -


TAGS: 80s music boy bands gayness why
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by steph1

sniperslayer95 - November 27, 2011, 5:08 pm
it would appear you have forgotten Metallica came out in the 80s and 80s Metallica kicks ass
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2011, 11:31 pm
Coincidentally, tonight's Saturday Night Live is hosted by Dana Carvey and they kicked it off with a new Wayne's World skit
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 8:20 pm
Those were the days.... music videos all day. It was great!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
I love the 80's....MTV played music and made these guys stars. Boy bands are more 90's
M0FuK1Dy - February 5, 2011, 8:00 pm
fail. Top right is 80s hair metal band 'Poison' bottom left is also a hair metal band, not sure the name though. Not boy bands, but still half gay
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:39 pm
Politifake avatar.


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


MAFIA WARS - WHEN BALD PIETRO SAW HER FLASHING HER CHICAGO PIANOS, HE REALIZED THAT THE MUSIC WAS OVER AND THE WAR LOST


TAGS: mafia war chicago piano music
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 19, 2010, 2:28 pm
Yeah, it killed my few good neurons...
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 2:23 pm
He died with a smile on his face...5/5 good job
almarpa - July 19, 2010, 2:10 pm
Thank you, this one was hard to make... Really hard
GreyScorpion - July 19, 2010, 2:07 pm
now there's a nice pair of some hand held maiming machines....and the tommy's ain't too shabby either. 5L


GARY MOORE -




Ozzy Osbourne -


TAGS: osbourne sharon music mumble metal heavy jibberish
Rating: 3.29/5

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abacacus - February 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
hey look, asshat makes motifakes :O


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